Hash Trash for PBR #2

The Beer is This Way

We had a shigtastic trail set by Wiener Whisperer and Clueless with Nickel Slut as the beer wench. It all started at 11th & Holly across the street from where the East Nasty r*nners start. Those present for circle were the hare/hariette, Bubbles, Just KJ, Brakes for Nuttin’, and Moist Slacks. We had the usual explanation of marks and sent the hare/hariette on their way with a 10 min start. As we went on our way through many checks and across a couple marks not mentioned in circle we came to the first beer stop. As we drank our beverages at the end of this shady alley we yelled beer near to the racists running by to see if they wanted to join us in our little break for a refreshment. We were ignored. So off we went along the trail again to where we came to a park or really hilly ball park, but was really just a golf course. As we walked onto the fairway we searched for our marks and with the darkness we must have missed one but luckly we were looking around and saw the hare, hariette, and beer wench flashing us, with lights you perverts. So we joined them back up the hill at a pavilion and enjoyed a beer or two or three, Brakes decided to crack open one as we were about to leave. As we made our way on the last leg we got lost and could not find our way. We decided to pick up a wanker, Athlete’s Clit, on our way to the end by 3 Crow. Lucky for us the golf course was our last beer stop before the end. As we made it to the end Clit went on and secured us a table at the bar, not really but we will just say that is the excuse because the real reason is too lame to talk about. As we circled up another wanker showed up, Geezer Pleaser, and joined us for circle and Brakes finally decided to make it to circle after we gave the hare/hariette their shitty trail and made the FRB(s), Bubbles, Moist Slacks and Just KJ, do their down down. So the DFL ended up being Brakes who was technically our FRB for trail #1. Way to redeem yourself Brakes. We had some accusations and made people drink because that’s what we like to do. As we made our way to the on-after we met up with another wanker, Princess Lay Me, and drank some beers. As we drank our beers a motion was made to give a wanker a real name. Some names thrown around were The Sexorcist and The Sexorcist in 3D but this wanker shall forever be known as Sexual Healing. Congratulations hasher formerly known as Just KJ. On-out.

— Bubbles